Yep, I’ve got a book cover for my short story collection.
You may be wondering to yourself… Why does it say ‘we’ and why in the hell is it only ‘compiled’ by me?
Wonder away. The introduction to the book will answer all the questions. Too bad you’re going to have to wait until editing is finished. HA HA… HA HA HA… ah, crap, I think the devil has rubbed off on me.
That’s illegal and unsanitary. You may want to get a napkin.
I meant you.
Preposterous. I’d never masturbate on another person unless they requested it.
… There’s nothing I can say after that, really, there isn’t.